Incompetent Denver Driver

A little look inside the car when I'm driving and surrounded by dumb people

Political correctness is bullshit. If you disagree, you might be offended by this video.

When people stop driving like morons, I'll stop recording it

When will the people living in the Denver metro area learn to drive?

Another video

Getting behind on my driving videos simply because I've been inundated with stupidity on Denver's roads lately.

New Compilation

Why am I such a good driver while hardly anybody else is?

More Denver driving nonsense

Denver, really? Really?

I'm back and I got a new camera!

The Douche

Okay, so here is the story. I post a picture of some dump twunt on 6th that damn near rear ended me as I was getting onto the highway. And you all know how it usually goes, almost everybody writes me and says "Yeah, the same stuff happened to me," or "I hear ya, people in this town can't drive." Same 'ol, same 'ol. But this one guy writes in and is blaming me. Now, right out of the gate I can tell this guy has a minimal education at best, so I'm not to rough on him, but then he keeps writing back and writing back and well.....

Because I don't like to use names, we'll just call this individual Triple Douche Canoe. 

Him: "Jeez, troll with an old picture. Of him displaying bad driving skills"

Me: "You no speaka da English very good, do you?"

Him: "I speaka da English berry well. You no driva good and blame everyone elsa eh?"

Me: "Yo intelligence level about as good as your English level, not very good."

Him: "yo, intelligence level is way higher than the moron complaining about other drivers, when he is the problem. And to stupid to know hes making a fool out of himself. Yo"

Me: "Are you still coming at me with this weak English bullshit, yo? I'm surprised you even have the intelligence level to drool all over yourself. I bet you're going to try and tell me next that you are "um, are Edemicated." Fucking pathetic! And who the fuck uses "yo" in a sentence. A fucking retard, that's who. Sorry I didn't write sooner, I was off having a blast over the holiday, you knowing, living a life."

Him: "yo keep posting pics of you not knowing how to drive yo ya fucking dumbass"

Me: "Will do. Oh, by the way, I exceeded my hits for the month, that means a bonus for me. Thanks again for making me some money! ROFL! Ya yo monkey."

Him: "No hits from me. Lmfao. I completely believe you about the hits though. People love to see assholes make fools of themselves. That's bank!"

Me: "Sure the fuck is! And I love posting morons drivers in the Denver area on YouTube. Goddamn this town has some pretty fucking dumb people living in it. I'm native, yo, but the influx of people in this state are either born retards or are retarded as a result of incest...but hey, makes me money on the internet. ROFL!"

Him: "Yo. Native doesn't matter. Your proof of that. I'm native and see dumbass drivers like you several times a day yo"

Me: "I doubt you have the mental capability to drive, lets be honest here, your English skills are proof of that. And I am an awesome driver, driving is also my job. Not one ticket since I was 22 and I'm 46 now."

Him: "More brain power than you will ever posses. Prof is in your rambling crap about all the other drivers. You suck and mis state the laws. Your a liar to boot."

Me: "Man you are still coming back for more? I would have thought the previous dozen times I handed your ass to you would have made you give up? Kudos to you, sir. FYI, this conversation will be appearing in its entirety on my blog, so watch for it. Having said that, this will probably be the last time we correspond. You see I have a family and don't have the luxury of sitting in my mom's basement all day and harassing people on Craigslist, like you do. I have a small business to run, a family to provide for, and, as you know, a video blog to maintain. As for your latest gibberish I don't "mis[sic] " state laws...I'm not even sure what that means. Just another example of how well you understand the English language, I guess. Keep those hits coming on my blog though, Daddy needs to get paid, boo-ya! ROFL!"

Him: "You don't own shit. I looked at your lame blog years ago. It was so boring. Just full of you dumb rambling and horrible driving. Would never go look again, as there can be nothing new or entertaining. Your to stupid to be good at anything, so your business must be delivering news papers."

But hey, who I am to complain? I have been getting unbelievable hits on this blog. Thanks, Triple Douche Taco.

Compilation 6 is here!

Denver Drivers go!

July Compilation Video

A new year, a new call to the Colorado Highway Patrol

Last year I called the Colorado highway patrol about...um...well, a few times. More than four not as many as seven times, if I had to guess. Every time a report was filed. I was kind of hoping that this year people would finally learn, but that's too much to ask isn't. Take the person photographed above. I was driving on 6th avenue this morning around 6:40 AM when this person decided that they didn't want to merge onto 6th when getting off I-25, they just wanted the right-of-way. Well, there right-of-way almost collided with my car and caused an accident. Thanks to my expert driving skill, I was able to avoid hitting this person, and hopefully an ear full of my horn taught them a lesson. In the end, however, I did report them to the Highway Patrol. Six days into the New Year and that's one.

You can't run

It isn't that hard

It isn't that hard to use a blinker. And when you are a truck turning into a construction site that's located on a highway where the turn-off is anything other than usual, it might be a good idea to use a blinker. Most of the times I could care less if people use a blinker or not; and this isn't a video I would usually post, but I think in this instance it isn't to much to ask.

Road Hazards

Watching this video I understand that there was a road hazard ahead, but that reason for this person wanting to change lanes and almost causing a significant accident is no excuse. I should also point out here that if you pull what this person pulled, and lets say the person behind me would have rear-ended me as a result, the person in front of me can be held responsible. Just because your car doesn't make physical contact with another car in an accident doesn't mean you aren't responsible, and with a video camera rolling and proof of what transpired, I could have easily proved my case. Luckily here nothing like that happened. It is my opinion that people who drive the way this person was driving should have their licenses revoked forever, but that's just my opinion. As you can see the actions of the person driving this car cause me to slam on my brakes, making slow down from 67 mph to 25 mph. Typical day driving on the road of Denver!

READ THE SIGNS

 

If you look closely at this video you can see this person driving erratically before even exiting the freeway. Also posted here is a picture of a sign that CLEARLY says no turning left at the "SIGNALIZED" [sic] intersection. When they do finally move their asses, they do so in such a way that almost causes a serious collision on the road.

This person is nothing more than your typical Denver driver only they're from Iowa, and is a hazard on the streets. Obviously they can't read street signs, and their driving skills are highly in question. What amuses me about this whole sequence of events is the fact that the drivers passenger flipped me off when I drove by. Sorry buddy, I wasn't the one driving the car you were in, that person is 100% at fault here.