Showing posts with label Denver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Denver. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2023

It's been a minute

For the past three years I've been working from home, and thus stopped making videos. I didn't need to, or so I thought. Driving less than a handful of miles per week, I thought for sure my anxiety from driving would diminish. As it turned out, driving just that little bit, I still witnessed enough incidents to keep my channel going. And still I didn't. I wanted to be better at letting things go and also be a calmer person. But the dumb fucks driving in Denver make that very hard.

Then COVID-19 hit. And we were all forced to stay home and chillax. Afterwards, I thought, for sure people will have a renewed appreciation for life. Nope! Things got worse. People became more self centered. You all know how it goes.

But other factors played in to me taking this hiatus.

For one, Microsoft (its own dumpster fire worthy of its own Blog) stopping supporting its video editing software that could previously been pre-installed with everything before Windows 11. And as much as I hate Microsoft, this video editing software was not half bad. It was slow and froze a lot, but it got the job down. And that's the hiccup I'm battle now: what do I edit my videos with?

Whatever I come up with to solve this problem, the short of this story is that I will be back. And soon rather then later.


See you then, Longhorn.

Thursday, February 17, 2022

It's been a while

Of course I still drive, but I take the train into work and have the luxury of working from home when I need to. But now, more than ever, idiot fill Colorado roads and highways. Take this semi-truck driver, for example. He changed lanes without checking his mirror, like many truckers do, and cause an accident. This happened to me twice in 2021. Both drivers got the cops called on them (you betcha, I got their license) and one I got fired after calling up the company in Ohio.

Monday, November 26, 2018

Another video

Getting behind on my driving videos simply because I've been inundated with stupidity on Denver's roads lately.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The Douche

Okay, so here is the story. I post a picture of some dump twunt on 6th that damn near rear ended me as I was getting onto the highway. And you all know how it usually goes, almost everybody writes me and says "Yeah, the same stuff happened to me," or "I hear ya, people in this town can't drive." Same 'ol, same 'ol. But this one guy writes in and is blaming me. Now, right out of the gate I can tell this guy has a minimal education at best, so I'm not to rough on him, but then he keeps writing back and writing back and well.....

Because I don't like to use names, we'll just call this individual Triple Douche Canoe. 

Him: "Jeez, troll with an old picture. Of him displaying bad driving skills"

Me: "You no speaka da English very good, do you?"

Him: "I speaka da English berry well. You no driva good and blame everyone elsa eh?"

Me: "Yo intelligence level about as good as your English level, not very good."

Him: "yo, intelligence level is way higher than the moron complaining about other drivers, when he is the problem. And to stupid to know hes making a fool out of himself. Yo"

Me: "Are you still coming at me with this weak English bullshit, yo? I'm surprised you even have the intelligence level to drool all over yourself. I bet you're going to try and tell me next that you are "um, are Edemicated." Fucking pathetic! And who the fuck uses "yo" in a sentence. A fucking retard, that's who. Sorry I didn't write sooner, I was off having a blast over the holiday, you knowing, living a life."

Him: "yo keep posting pics of you not knowing how to drive yo ya fucking dumbass"

Me: "Will do. Oh, by the way, I exceeded my hits for the month, that means a bonus for me. Thanks again for making me some money! ROFL! Ya yo monkey."

Him: "No hits from me. Lmfao. I completely believe you about the hits though. People love to see assholes make fools of themselves. That's bank!"

Me: "Sure the fuck is! And I love posting morons drivers in the Denver area on YouTube. Goddamn this town has some pretty fucking dumb people living in it. I'm native, yo, but the influx of people in this state are either born retards or are retarded as a result of incest...but hey, makes me money on the internet. ROFL!"

Him: "Yo. Native doesn't matter. Your proof of that. I'm native and see dumbass drivers like you several times a day yo"

Me: "I doubt you have the mental capability to drive, lets be honest here, your English skills are proof of that. And I am an awesome driver, driving is also my job. Not one ticket since I was 22 and I'm 46 now."

Him: "More brain power than you will ever posses. Prof is in your rambling crap about all the other drivers. You suck and mis state the laws. Your a liar to boot."

Me: "Man you are still coming back for more? I would have thought the previous dozen times I handed your ass to you would have made you give up? Kudos to you, sir. FYI, this conversation will be appearing in its entirety on my blog, so watch for it. Having said that, this will probably be the last time we correspond. You see I have a family and don't have the luxury of sitting in my mom's basement all day and harassing people on Craigslist, like you do. I have a small business to run, a family to provide for, and, as you know, a video blog to maintain. As for your latest gibberish I don't "mis[sic] " state laws...I'm not even sure what that means. Just another example of how well you understand the English language, I guess. Keep those hits coming on my blog though, Daddy needs to get paid, boo-ya! ROFL!"

Him: "You don't own shit. I looked at your lame blog years ago. It was so boring. Just full of you dumb rambling and horrible driving. Would never go look again, as there can be nothing new or entertaining. Your to stupid to be good at anything, so your business must be delivering news papers."

But hey, who I am to complain? I have been getting unbelievable hits on this blog. Thanks, Triple Douche Taco.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

One inch Snowstorm hits Denver

This bus ran a red light and then blocked traffic in the intersection. This happened at 7th and Speer around 1:30 - 2pm on March 23, 2016. Most bus drivers are descent drivers, but this one is obviously color blind. The bus numbers is #6241.